How to Plant a Vineyard — in 10 easy steps!
- 1. Remove the trees
- 2. Stack the stumps, roots, and brush in a slash pile for burning
- 3. After clearing the land, smooth and grade the surface
- 4. Find a Cat with a single ripping shank
- 5. Layout the vineyard with chalk lines
- 6. Rip on the vine rows
- 7. Hmmm … we found some dinosaur eggs…
- 8. Remove the large rocks after ripping
- 9. Back-bladed by the Cat, now we’re ready to plant!
- 10. One year later… Happy Swan-clone Pinot Noir plants
